American Horror Story Villains

We have been streaming some Halloween/ scary films and series over the last few weeks. One regular for me is the collection of American Horror Stories - which are the short single episodes in addition to the longer series. Ryan Murphy really has the genre pegged in terms of twisting up the storylines. But what I continue to find amazing, is how he constantly resets the specifics of it over and over. Each series has a different look and cinematography. The writing styles adapt to the concept whether it is Slasher, Gothic, Vampire - whatever.

I was just reflecting on what it means to be a Villain in one of the Seasons. And the way they are written. There is almost always more than a single killer with plot twists and layered characters. These are some that really still frighten me:

Freak Show (Season 4) was just bizarre from the get-go, set in a traveling carnival in 1952. It was a splash of color and blood at every turn. Jessica Lange is the eerie owner Elsa Mars, but we have bearded ladies, demented ringleaders, of course mad clowns. But for me it was the introduction of Finn Wintrock as Dandy Mott, a dangerously disturbed rich boy who took cruelty to a new extreme.

Hotel (Season 5) was set in a fictional setting of the Hotel Cortez in LA which took inspiration from a real place, the Cecil Hotel which was constructed by an architect as a maze where murders and crime took place before discovering them all. The series was of course opulent and involved time travel which featured real serial killers from history. At the center was Lady Gaga as the Countess with her carnal vampire instincts. Hordes of beautiful men and lusty sex. But for me it was Sarah Paulson's portrayal of Sally McKenna, also called hypodermic Sally as an addict of drugs, sex and men who was brutal and surprising by the saga's end.

1984 (Season 9) opened a whole door of vintage slasher horror with young teens being crucified en masse at a summer camp called Camp Redwood. Of course, Jingles the clown is back in all his cringing gore. It is hard to keep up with all the multiple killers and body count amidst the 80's soundtrack. But for me it was Leslie Grossman getting her full star turn as the insane owner Margaret Booth who owned the camp seeking revenge from her own childhood trauma. 

Roanoke (Season 6) sprawled over centuries and lacked focus to hold my attention. But going back to witchcraft trials in early Colonial Days gave it a unique Appalachian backdrop for something new. Kathy Bates has been a fixture on this series and played many outstanding roles. But I think her Agnes Mary Winstead was absolutely her most memorable. Seeing her wield both a rifle and hatchet in peasant outfits was a sublime meeting of Sweeney Todd and Hocus Pocus.

Cult (Season 7) to me was the most devastating of all the iterations. It was set in real time after the 2016 election and bought into the massive political fears that continue to this day. It was rooted in fear and violence which to me were so much more real than gore. And it showed the mental issue of wanting to conform and fit in with such a complexity. Evan Peters has been in almost every season, but here he was just diabolical. As he took on a handful of serial killers over the years and then melded them all into his own role of Kai Anderson and infected the soul of our entire culture. His blank stare was soulless. Absolutely haunting.

If you have favorites of you own, please let me know. There are so many great actors in compelling roles it is impossible to sort through them all.

Beaches are Open

Because I grew up on Lake Erie, summers were all about endless shores, sand in your toes and the pulse of steady waves. Beach #10 was our favorite out on the very end of the channel. Teen years would mean bike rides out from the water taxi over to Waterworks. Always music; someone in the gang had a major boom box and plenty of size D batteries tuned to WJET. Sunshine and long days!

Even later in MN, there were hours spent at Calhoun on an aluminum mat getting as tan as possible, lemon juice in the hair for highlights. It seemed like we were the cast of Friends who never worked, but spent days a week just meeting up and drinking pop or eating watermelon. I still live for summer days on the water. But now it is kayaking, Bandshell concerts or just watching a sunset on Lake of the Isles. It is a fixture I cannot imagine not having. It IS summer.

The heroes were always the lifeguards! I remember having crushes on the pool guards at summer camp long before I knew what a crush even was. I can swim to save my life, but a water athlete - I am not. To me, they were always the Summer gods with bronze skin, red trunks, a whistle around their neck and cool shades.

I have been saving this New Yorker article for over 5 years now waiting to post a story around it. The article features the photography of Joseph Szabo and the Milieu of his inspiration was the 6 mile stretch on Long Island known as Jones Beach. He started documenting the annual tide of summer back in the late 1960s. This would have been the same time capsule of my youth. His photo album has continued into recent years. The focus always on those lifeguards. I have only seen the photos highlighted in the noted article and not the full table book of his 30+ years of black and whites. They are certainly hard-bodied hunks reigning over throngs of crowds in the hot heat of July and August. Plenty of waves. Various degrees of tight red trunks. Some lounging and others active in rescue. I find they trigger me back to the lore of my youth at the beach. Timeless and a bit glossy in black & white.

 

Crazy for Cardamom

This is likely my favorite of spices. It has often been a conundrum of CardamoM vs CardamoN; but it turns out either is correct as a result of Nordic translation. What is also a bit bizarre to me, is that it is so prevalent in Scandanavian baking, but it is actually grown from large bushes in Sri Lanka or Guatemala. So how the hell did it migrate all the way to Sweden? I also was not aware there are two varieties, the common black cardamom and also the very expensive and rare green cardamom.

Since I am heavy into my holiday baking, one of my traditions to roll out is my braided Cardamom bread. It takes hours to raise, divide and swirl, but it is always a mastery of baking and tastes incredible. I will take it on sometime after the Christmas Cookies. 

I am basing this post off a wonderful BBC offering talking about 'Fika' or a Swedish coffee break. The article talks about Lucia buns, just celebrated on Dec. 13th made with saffron, raisins and almonds. It also makes reference to Semlor buns which feature caraway. But the ultimate favorite flavor is cardamom which has evolved into fine Scandinavian pastries. 

It refers to a craze over the last 30 years, where bakeries are outputting huge numbers of pastries on a daily basis rather than consumers baking at home. I would guess this is because of the time and effort needed for this craft. It then notes a plethora of other uses for it in certainly cookies & spice cakes, but also in porridge (who knew anyone really ate that?) as well as wines & ales. As I pointed out above - it is the third most expensive spice globally so there is that. Thank goodness locally for Penzeys spices.

The heart of this conversation is the or kardemummabulle  (Cardmamom Bun.) They talk about it being a parallel to what would be a croissant in France. Layers of butter and yeast that rise, a crust of caramelized sugar and the airy and fragrant spice of warm cardamom. The recipe listed sounds just as laborious, with a bread, a filling, a glaze and much time spent allowing it to raise between. But the pictures and recipe included are piquing my interest and I'm now wondering if I should maybe make a slight baking detour this year???

BBC: Sweden's enduring Love

"Bundt" Beautiful

A few years back I started hitching a ride on the Bundt cake brigade. I think it started with a purchase of a small pan at a garage sale. In always see them as a Baking Category at the MN State Fair. I don't think they were a staple of my childhood. We always had square tin Chocolate cakes or a tall, circular Carrot or German Chocolate. 

Somewhere along the line, I found the Nordicware factory a few miles from my house and was drawn to the bargain outlet in the back with dented wonders and out-of-season cookie cutters among other treasures. Their birthday club coupons continued to bring me back annually.

But the last year has upped it a notch. With fabulous cookie stamps in Honeycombs and snowflakes, a decadent lattice bread pan and other things that cannot be found elsewhere. Last August I caught a glance of their signature cookbook at the cashier and decided I should peruse it. I did purchase one, but found it used on line for half the cost.

It was only on reading the first chapters that I came to understand the impact of this small MN family and their simple creation that took the baking industry by storm in the late 1950's. It came from a German cake called a Gugelhupf. Basically a round coffee cake with a hole in the middle. Nordicware came up with the name Bundt based on bundkuchen which meant a cake for gatherings. He simply added the consonant T to pronounce the sound of the word with a German dialect.

A recent feature on CBS Sunday morning explores both the history and science of the pans. The concept of a hole in the center has less to do with visual and more about making it easier to bake thick cakes more evenly by allowing the center cone to heat more of the surface area. The cake pan really came to fashion after the National Pillsbury Bake Off in 1966. The Tunnel of Fudge Cake did not even win but was the 2nd place recipe and ignited a craze that propelled Nordicware into fame.

CBS Sunday: Origin of the Bundt Pan

They now come in so many variations of the original mold. I have a collection of 3 right now which seems plenty. They are pretty fool-proof; other than making sure those intricate pans are greased well to they release with all the beautiful patterns. The cakes are always moist, rich and with that Bundt Collection book - there are enough to impress every season. You may not need to go out and buy one. But if see one at a garage sale or a thrift store - grab it and give an easy recipe a try. You won't regret it.

Mácnas Mania for Halloween

I can't speak from personal viewing, but there is this bizarre Halloween parade in Ireland that seems to be where Day of the Dead collides with Mardis Gras and a bit of Macy's Thanksgiving thrown in for sparkle.

 

Here in Minneapolis we have a puppet theater company called Barebones that does something community on a much smaller scale. When I first started digging into this, I couldn't quite grasp what Mácnas was? They began back in 1986 as a performance company that put its effort into creating public events in open & undefined spaces. The term itself is an Irish slang term meaning "frolicking." They attempt to make theater that is pioneering, inventive and radical. Their arenas branch internationally into so many tangents, including touring with U2 in 1993 and also anchoring at the SXSW Music Festival.

 

Their parades became a staple at the turn of the century. Again, they were community based events and all had an element of storytelling & folk tales, usually during a summer Festival in Galway where they are located. At some point they landed onto the calendar during Halloween which has roots as an Irish Pagan festival in itself. The Parade has been an off/ on happening in recent years but this year has returned in full regalia. So much so, that it is occurring in both Galway and Dublin on consecutive nights. The parade is an hour and a half in length, but because the story unfolds in real time, every spectator along the route takes in a different part of the telling.

Mácnas offices are spread across two locations in the city. Administration and rehearsals mainly take place in Fisheries Field. Large-scale construction primarily takes place at a warehouse in Liosban. The cast consists of company members and expands to engage community members with various talents. I cannot even imagine the designers and visual artists that create the elements of the puppets and floats.

For 2023 they are drawing on a Mexican Folk tale of La Lobo who is a half-wolf woman who ravages the streets on the eve of Halloween to collect bones of the dead. At midnight she sings to the bones of these lost souls and brings them back to life for a brief moment to reflect on their past.

So this magical team of 200 creates music, soundscapes, costumes and live art to weave this magical dark tale as the parade watchers join in the revelry and frolicking. Wanna go next year?!

 

Dog Whistle

I am very proud of the work we do at Animal Humane Society. There are always the cute and cuddly pictures of the animals we help. But I am more inspired by the true work we do. We are constantly thinking outside the box with the human-animal bond to solve problems.

Since there is a nationwide shortage of vet techs, we created our own Rachael Ray Vet Tech Program. If they are not graduating from vet school and we cannot find them - let's train them ourselves in exchange for a commitment to serve us after certification. If our community is stressed at not being able to find housing, let's create a Temporary Housing Program to assist with foster care while those severely unfortunate get a chance to get on their feet again until they can be reunited with their pet.

This week our Shelter Behavioral Team briefed us on a new housing study we are undertaking. Any Dog coming into our care is going to be stressed. We are a large clinical setting, many other dogs barking or setting boundaries, strange vet staff handle them, public crowds approaching them 6 days a week. Over the last few years, we are digging deeper into finding what type of housing situations can alleviate that stress.

It can be different for each Dog. Some prefer a quiet, safe sanctuary space. Others may want something that gives them more interaction and free space. We have been gifted a fabulous new technology tool called a Whistle App.

Whistle is available commercially as a Tracking device. But it has many more capabilities. Think of it as a Fit Bit for dogs. When it is attached to their collar, it keeps track of so much more than just activity. Of course, we want to know how much time they spend sleeping vs. how much time they are active. This can be an insight into what may be depression in shelter vs. anxiety. They are also capable of tracing other biological levels very helpful to us. We are ultimately using these devices on a case study of 12 dogs at a time in different living situations with our next transport of dogs in from out of state. This will give us glimpses into adaptation of the new dogs and figure out what might work best on a dog:dog basis. Overall, this will impact what "housing" means at AHS. What can we build to better serve these large dogs who are so much in need? Thinking Outside the Box as noted above.

Whistle App

Glamping - Glam Camping

It seems another Minnesota summer has come and gone, and I have again missed my chance for camping. I suppose there is still a possible Fall getaway in the weeks to come. But every year we vow to pack up the tent and head to a State Park for a night or two under the stars. We have gotten to the parks, seen the Lakes, hit the breweries. I even got the kayak out on the Lake last weekend for some quiet time bobbing on the waves. But the camping experience seems to be aloof.

In all honesty, I am not a true camper. I would say "rustic" fits me better. We did spend our Labor Day weekend out in Waconia in a dandy old cabin. It is actually an old farmhouse on my friend Stephanie & Scott's property. There are gracious fields, lightning bugs and giant porch swings. But there is also running water with a shower, an AC unit in the window and even an old pinball machine. So this does not constitute roughing it by any means.

Which brings me to the concept of #Glamping which is a distant cousin of camping in the wild. Something cozy in the middle of the woods so you get that experience of being one with nature. But plenty of comfort so your idea of relaxing is simply lighting a bonfire with S'mores. No pitching tents or inflating air mattresses. We have had these sort of outings in Duluth, Battle Lake and Lanesboro. The particular destination I am featuring is in Nevis MN.

The tiny residence is a refurbished Train car and can be rented via an app called HipCamp. Think of it as a kitschy version of AirBnB or Vrbo. Some other choices are a Yurt on a Blueberry farm in the Catskills. Or a canvas pod treehouse above the forest with access from two suspended walking bridges in North Carolina.

This campsite is called Goldie the Caboose, nestled on 2 acres. Goldie herself is a 1905 railroad car that worked the Iron Range in Ely. She was in use for over 50 years until she was retired in 1968. The current owners bought the caboose in 2019 where they had it transported (how does one do that?) and spent time renovating & converting it. It has showers and a small kitchen nook. It also needs a 2 night minimum as most campgrounds expect. It is small but that is part of the experience. Unfortunately for us, it is not pet friendly which is a deal breaker for our travels. It also does not come cheap at $160/ night with service charges in addition. So if you are thinking of budget camping, this may not be the fit for you.

Still the idea of a cozy getaway remains appealing. Call it glamping, whatever.

 Booking Goldie; via HipCamp

other rustic adventures via the Dyrt