For Real????

Has Minneapolis really come to this? I get postings everyday at work and some come from the on-line papers around town. The headlines today in the Southwest Patch sound more like clippings from the Enquirer. I had to click it for myself to make sure it was not an Onion parody:

Man's Body In Freezer Identified

Edina Man Dies After being Hit by Car in Wendy's Lot

Woman Charged with Stabbing Co-Worker in Back 5 Times

Hopkins Cheerleader Admits to Prostitution Charges

For real people. Check this shit out!
Southwest Patch